AGENDA
6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony. 6:05 p.m. -
Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev.
Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense
fund.
7:20 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael
Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
9:55 P.M. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and
Tim Robbins 10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean ‘Yeeearrrrrrrg!’
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony(threesomes, mixed and same sex).
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - ‘Free Saddam’ pep rally.
11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democrat candidate.
1:00 a.m - Ted Kennedy driving everyone home
(Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary
home?)