DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish…49
Adventurous …Slept with everyone
Athletic…No tits
Average looking…Ugly
Beautiful…Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure…On medication
Feminist… .Fat
Free spirit…Junkie
Friendship first…Former slut
Fun…Annoying
New-Age… …Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned…No BJs
Open-minded…Desperate
Outgoing… …Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate…Sloppy drunk
Professional…Bitch
Voluptuous… …Very Fat
Large frame…Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate…Stalker