DIY: intoxication and pasta.

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so yeah jam and i wanted to make a how to thread to rival lafengas. we tottaly did this a month or more ago and well im lazy and never uploaded pics. well here it finally is. OOH and if you view this thread please tell me if a person with the name of Spaghetti would be off the chain and alll loopy and would plant seeds as his career.
t3h PASTA
step one: igredients. go buy them. you know like oodles of noodles and sauce and shit.
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step one and 1/2: i dont know WTF is going on here. seems to be a pot full of water. neat shit.
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step too: boil water.
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step 3: hold the bagopasta.(and then open it prior to step fore)
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step fore: pour the pasta into the boiling abyss.
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step sicks: get the h20 outta that shit
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step seven: sauce it.
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step ocho: enjoy!
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Now you may find yourselves asking “dirty, what happened to step five?”

fiv esound s too much like fire and kitchen fires suck so i didnt want to say five but in retrospect if you need step five its located here http://www.russellfire.co.uk/images/kitchen_fire.jpg.

                                   t3h alcohol

1 part jam
1 part dirty
2 parts boredom
24 beers 1.5 hours 14 cups a table and cat balls.
mix well and enjoy

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^the last cup^
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Jam won because of som estupid corporate bullshit by one cup

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i just lol’d the entire time i read this thread

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this is even worse than my “belts open” thread.

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Did you two light candles and feed each other?

No points for presentation…

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lol lafengas better watch out, his carbon fiber projects aint got shit on these two :eek:

actually now that i think of it…

Motion to ban lafengas for not posting this first.

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I bow.

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Show them up, eat it out of a carbon fiber bowl.

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wearing carbon fibre pants. (french canadian spelling)

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…I will show him up in the next couple days.

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WHY WAS THE TAKE 5 NOT INCLUDED IN THE STEPS?!@?!@?!@?#!@?#!

ooo did you two use it to rub chocolate on each other after you got drunk?? If so post that DIY TOO

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u guys left out the part where u jerk each other off

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A+++ would read again!

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by eating out of a carbon fibre toilet bowl… is your shitter cf btw??? even a cf seat would pwn.

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no, i was just think i’d post a “DIY: Coconut Shrimp” :gotme:

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this project sucks because i’m pretty sure that was my 30 pack you guys drank. i went over the next day to drink…

me: you still got that 30 pack i left here the other night?
jam: no, me and dirty got all drunk on it and made pasta.

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never leave beer behind u neglected it u deserve to lose it

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i didnt know whos it was… we made the pasta like 4 nights before we got slammed tho… i think.

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meh im like the only person that doesnt like shrimp… now general tsos or some orange shicken or any other chinese chicken and im soooooooooooooo down.

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Step 5

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lol job well done :tup: