DIY Man Laws.

[NoSkillz]

Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

also Clarification

Difference between guts and balls
“GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”
" BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!”
I hope this clears up any confusion,

[bgblockelcamino]

must watch over and over

[deebo]

best gif ever

[drvnkd]

One should surpass the abilities of their father and raise children so that they can then surpass ones own abilities.

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@drvnkd

One should surpass the abilities of their father and raise children so that they can then surpass ones own abilities.

QFT, might go in sig.

[Fry]

@NoSkillz

Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

also Clarification

Difference between guts and balls
“GUTS” is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, “are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?”
" BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, “You’re next!”
I hope this clears up any confusion,

Word.

@drvnkd

One should surpass the abilities of their father and raise children so that they can then surpass ones own abilities.

Truth. Wow, wasn’t expecting a wisdom bomb like that in here.

[theblue]

Men shall not give names to their transportation devices. (cars, bikes, boat, etc)

[focusinprogress]

Real men do not acknowledge the existance of cashmere nor the color pink. MAN LAW

[38stang]

I can’t stop watching that gif…

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@theblue

Men shall not give names to their transportation devices. (cars, bikes, boat, etc)

in agreement here too.

what i really hate is when guys give nicknames to their fathers for reference purposes away from the home. Pretty much every guy i know with daddy issues makes a playful nickname for their dad i guess to avoid facing the issue head on.

[theblue]

edit, I take back boats, boats are allowed.

[ultradriver10000]

Real men do things, they go out and they make thing happen, they don’t sit around waiting for a hand out.

[TooFortyEssExx]

Who I learn from…

Made me the man who I am.