does your night compare?

So was her “roommate” her boyfriend?

ps. next time use a deadbolt :wink:

<3

angry boyfriend- “well dude, WHY THE FUCK are you naked if you didn’t touch her”

Brett-“I don’t know man, just because…it doesn’t even matter, i just wanna leave”

:tup: Picturing this exchange really made me laugh this morning.

haha thats my old neighbor…used to ride the bus with her…the city did her well

Fun story… reminds me of when I was younger…muahhaha

I hope you texted her the next day. “So, wild night huh? Wana try getting naked again, now that you’re really single?”

so good

angry boyfriend- “well dude, WHY THE FUCK are you naked if you didn’t touch her”

Brett-“I don’t know man, just because…it doesn’t even matter, i just wanna leave”

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

see I would have just waited till the roofie’s kick in then I get her naked …

Oh man. Her BF coming in you should have said:

“Hi. I am here for the gang bang”

That or when he walked in just played it cool and said “About time. Now we can get started with the gang bang.”

:lol:

I hate her face.

That whole overly tan/dark hair/NYC look is overused.

Bangin bod though, sucks you never actually got a nut off

top notch girl, thread, and story. A+.

Sometimes when things like this happen to me, I actually think to myself:

“This is going to make a really great story”

Even in moments of peril.

That chick is THE Chippewa whore if its the one I am thinking of. Shes out every weekend, has stars on her back tatoo, dresses like a whore and used to go home every night with some random dude when I worked at Bayou. Hahah.

Hot for sure but def would not touch with a 10 foot pole. More pics tho if anyone has them.

The fake tan just doesn’t do it for me anymore. I don’t know what my problem is but I think it looks horrible.

A+

for the tenth time. she lives in a different city

and definitely no back tattoo

im glad i made your day jam lol

Well if you ever want round two, there is a girl downtown who looks JUST like her without the bolt through her nose. Same body, tan, hair, etc. tho