I have a story. After the saw3 meet i had to piss really badly. The bathrooms were packed, so i went behind FYE. Well, i start peeing and this car comes around the corner. It’s like a spotlight right on my dick and pee stream so instantly i
-flash back to earlier in the morning… i somehow managed to swallow my lip stud eating some weird vegan puffy snack, i borrwed a ring from my roommate. It was pretty big and didn’t have a ball on it, prompting me to constantly play with it… I could actually pull it out of the hole and put it back in with just my tongue. I would do it constantly… in fact, my lips are chapped from playing with it so much-
Well, i start peeing. As usual, i’m playing with the lip ring, because there is nothing else to do with my mouth. So this car comes around the corner. I think it was a blue cobalt, but i didn’t really feel like investigating… It’s like a spotlight right on my dick and pee stream so instantly i, tense up. This bout of fright causes me to tense up quickely. The jolt sends the lip ring flying from my mouth… Fortunately, the car was still providing PLENTY of light on my ENTIRE body (though probably concentrated on my groin) for me to see it sailing through the air. Well, I caught that motherfucker.
Right in the stream of piss. It all happened so fast. I was shocked… I froze. I couldn’t stop peeing… Guys we all know the burn! So i stood there. Stone. All i could do was watch the golden shower flipping the lip ring around in my hand for a few instants. I finally broke the stare and dropped the lipring, zipped up, washed my hands thoroughly in a puddle and scurry back, head down, to the car.