so as im getting ready for work, i sit down to take a poop, whilst pulling down my pants my walet falls out into the water and i poop on it, now i have a poop walet, poop credit card and poop moneys, fmylife:(
did that with a cellphone once :banghead:
suuucks:( now i have a totally strait wallet.
http://hunterscanvas.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54efce9f1883400e5545c2b638833-320wi
sounds like an analogy of our economy…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
…and people wonder why my wallet is on a chain…
Because you are a redneck or a truck driver…?
so when your wallet falls in the toilet and you poop on it, it will swing up and hit you in the legs too?
hahah.
That’s shitty.
:rimshot:
money clip ftw!
I dont under stand how this is feasible. You sit down then the wallet falls in? Or the wallet falls in, but you assume the kerplunk you hear is shit hitting the water even before you are situated?
I dont get it
shit happens, get a helmet
Did you go put this on fmylife.com yet? Just add “Today,” and “. FML” and you’re good to go!
Oh and 
I could only imagine if that happened to me. LOL
i just woke up, put my clothes on and then BAMF out of nowhere i had to poop, its not like o well i have to poop soon, no it was OMG POOP IS GOING TO COME OUT NOW, so i ran to the bathroom and whilst taking my pants down my wallet must of fallen out, i didnt have time to hear the kerplunk becasue the poop was coming out of me before i hit the toliet! thats how.
oh fuck mudbutt? That’ll fucka wallet right up.
Now NYSpeeders are losing their skills from potty training?
Fuck they’re regressing! :io:
I pee’d a little.
shoulda taken a pic!
Is this really what we’ve come to?