Domestic Rice

buddy of mine from another forum did this hilarious page bout the phenomenon we’ve been speculatin upon for years. its called “domestic rice”.

http://www.betteraudio.com/geolemon/Rice/Rice.htm

his home page is loaded with other educational stuff when it comes to car audio so feel free to read on

http://www.betteraudio.com

That is AWSOME!!!

man, I hate the way cavaliers/sunfires look like… on top of that people decide to rice them out, LOL…

I love that page :smiley:

I hate cavilers… :o

I saw a yellow cav, done up just like the ones in that page, revving at a red light. He was going east on 7, I was going north on Weston. Right beside the cavalier, was an older, bone stock V12 Jag. The Cavalier took off in a dazzling show of smoking tires, while the Jag friggin TELEPORTED to the next light. I almost wished I was going the same way so that I could roll down my window and laugh in the face of the asshat that got owned by the nice old luxury car.

lol these guys are hilarious.
funny thing is someone around my area has a blue cavalier with toyota emblems :lol:

^ But there actually IS a toyota cavalier! We had a whole thread on that a bit further back.

yeah, there were Toyota Cavaliers up until 2000 or 2001 in Japan, New Zealand and Australia… but they had really poor sales… go figure, LOL

yes me know. its just its funny.

When you guys click the images, does it take you to some random search page, or does it take you to a full sized image? I think I may have a @#$% trojan…

it sure does. broken links.

So if American cars are considered domestic rice what do you call a riced out Europen car like a riced out VW or something? We see a Jap with bad taste modifications and we are like “look at that Honda it’s all riced out lol” so if we see a German car like a VW modified with bad taste what are we suposed to say? " hey look at that VW it’s all Octoberfested out lol" or do we say “hey look at that car it’s all natzied out lol” :dunno:

Hey those cars in those picks remind me of cars you see around the Buffalo and Niagara falls area :lol:

rice ( simply JDM fugly)
Domestic rice ( USDM fugy )
imported rice ( ever car in UK and most or europe…beyond fugly…)

LOL!

ok, “rice” in german is “Reis” and “out” is “aus”. So put those two together in past tense, and you’ll get “Ausgereisen”… which of course doesn’t mean a thing in german, but you get the english equivalent :smiley:

Or you can come up with a an alternative… since germans eat a lot of pork, especially roasted Bavarian White Sausages, aka Bratwurst…
http://www.toytownmunich.com/archive/white-sausage.jpg

you can always say “Wursted Out” or “Bratwursted Out” or you can pretend to be a real german and put multiple words together to make NEW phrases, i.e. “Bayerische Ausgebratwursten” !

You know what, forget all that, just call those things “Riced Out” which is MUCH easier than all that german nonsense I just typed out!

wow, all in ontario

haha, there is a cavalier in the parking lot here at work i saw just tonight with a HUGE wing, exactly like this

http://www.betteraudio.com/geolemon/Rice/ricefiles/Jbody007.jpg

Ha ha check this out:

A pimped out Plymouth Reliant K car
http://ridejudge.com/rides/00028139.jpg

wouldn’t the easiest thing to say be “Eurice”?

I bet that car runs 11s

I bet that car runs 11s[/quote]

yeah, if that’s the time it takes the car to fall apart an burst into flames, then you are right…