We have this kid that lives in the area that drives around like a total asshat. He drives this piece of shit dodge neon, it is purple with the gayest body kit I have ever seen.
It has hoodscoops and all kinds of stupid crap all over it.
He drives down my street like 50mph with his “system” blasting almost every day.
So this afternoon, he was pulling out of his driveway. He must have put his foot to the floor in reverse to pull out of the driveway.
My girlfriend and I were watching the whole thing.
He pulls out of the driveway, and scrapes the entire bottom of his car, then the whole front end of the car falls off into the street.
Those fake m3 fenders, the front bumper, everything.
It was the funniest thing I have ever seen to watch, then he runs in the house and comes out with a dewalt cordless and a box of fucking drywall screws to put the car back together.