@ Rick and he is right.
Here is what is going to happen when you get your DSM.
- You buy and drive it home.
- You think to yourself, “Why in the hell did I get into this Audi garbage when I have this amazing machine that is SOOOOOOOO fast!!”
- You drive it around some more and get more comfortable.
- You start to hear some funny noises.
- You start to smell some funny smells
- You starto to see some electrical problems
- You ask your friends or NYSpeed what’s wrong with your DSM
- You find out that…
a) your transfer case is leaking
b) your rear driver wheel bearing is shot
c) your radiator is leaking coolant
d) your valve cover is leaking oil
e) your transmission grinds in 1st
f) your throttle body is leaking
g) your front rotors are warped
h) your clutch pedal sinks into the floor on right turns YIKES
i) your blowing blue and white smoke out your exhaust
j) your exhaust manifold is cracked
k) your driveshaft is clunking
l) your ECU smells like unwashed ass mixed with a pinch of sulfer and rotting corpse
m) your oil filter keeps unscrewing itself
n) your idle is as sloppy as a two dollar whore
o) your idle surges like too much coffee
p) your trunk hatch does not stay open
q) your turbo has more shaft play than a gay porno
r) your turbo has more plunge than a plumber’s conference - so then you want to kill yourself for buying this and your wallet is emptied because of all the parts you threw at it.
- Gary Burch offers to buy it for a substantially reduced rate
- You take his offer and are now in debt for thousands more than you were.
- NYSpeed laughs at you
- Dubs In The Buff laughs at you
- Newman laughs at you
- Jam laughs at you while drinking the last drop of gin
- You kill yourself.