Dude wants a DeLorean

Actual email to http://delorean.com/

I just searched for Deloreans in Florida and I came across you Gentlemen. Let me open by saying I’m a 26 year old boy who has the utmost respect for nostalgia. One of my favorite films is Back to the Future and im not sure if you gentlmen bought your cars pre or post Marty McFly but i can tell you it doesnt matter because the Delorean is fucking awesome either way. Let’s cut to the chase, im hoping one of you is a very wealthy man who doesnt mind parting with their Delorean for a tad less than price, I have a 2002 Eddie Bauer Expedition and money that I’m Willing to part with. I can’t offer much more than the fact that i’ll treat her as the best piece of Ass i’ve ever had and offer the seller full reign at reuniting with her and me providing hot bitches whenever you want to see her again. Flux Capacitor doesnt have to be included. No joke if one of you is a philanthropist who doesnt mind taking a little less than asking price and we can work on making a kid the sweetest motherfucker on earth please let me know. Imagine if when you were a kid if someone gave you a '64 Mustang and said “get it kid, and eventually pay it forward”. I know that each and every man I’m e-mailing is a straight pimp because if not they wouldn’t have a Delorean. I don’t ask for much and I’m not a lucky kid, I’ve worked my ass off for everything I’ve ever gotten and I’m willing to give a full biography, but if any of you gentlemen have a heart and vigor for making dreams come true please at least give me a shot to state my case for owning one of these beauties, I’m more than willing to drive anywhere and make any negotiations or terms to get one of these bad boys. This is no joke, and I hope and pray that one of you gives me a chance to at least meet me and try to get one of the sweetest cars to ever touch planet earth! I’m a business management grad and football player from Hawaii, I went to Nease with Tebow and he was my quarterback if that helps(if youre a Florida State and Deion Sanders lover that’s my allegiance!) If the Delorean falls through and you have a hook up on a white LeBaron i’ll do that simply because Deion had one while he was in Tallahassee(drop top red interior, I’ll take care of the PrimeTime license plate on the front) Either way I’m sitting here hoping that one of you gentlemen can sit back and say this kid has the chops, heart, and balls to stand up and say it’s time for the Delorean to get his FUCKING ass back in the game. If we have to sit down and watch Back to the Future together and at least be gentlemen and friends than thats one step closer to me being on the level of a couple guys who get it…I’m attaching a couple images, #5 is real…What i’m getting to is it’s time to pass the torch and if we need to sit down and drink fine Scotch I’ve got every Johnnie Walker, 10-12-15 of Macallan, Balvenie 12-14 caribbean and 17 double wood, it would at least be an interesting week to talk Delorean especially because TPC is coming up…

Hope it works for the playa

Fantastic

If I had a DeLorean i was selling I would hook him up. Sounds like a noble cause.

I know 2 guys with Deloreans. Neither one is a straight pimp.

Kinda hope it works out for this guy though.

I know who this guy voted for.

Dear gentlemen…fuck hot bitches…the DeLorean is the most amazing piece of machinery…and it’s fucking sweet…I would kindly offer my Explorer for my dream Car or a LeBaron…Seminoles-Seminoles-Seminoles!!!

LOL.

Lol. That was a good read. I can appreciate his enthusiasm, even though it seems a bit over the top. Dude sounds like a go-getter.

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Please Google “Medal of Honor recipients”, read the citations and actions these great men did and you’ll find a definition of “Chops, heart, and balls to stand up.” If anyone should receive a coveted vehicle like this, it isn’t this “26 yr old boy”

So many quoteable lines