DUDES. Any recent bush sightings?

I am a pretty good resource on this.
I hardly ever encounter any vag hair at all anymore.

[let’s make the joke now: omg that’s because you need to stop hooking up with chicks in middle school]

but really… i have bumped into 1 or two in the past months… i’m not a fan of this at all. weather it’s a burly nappy heavy winter bush, or simply some groomed fuzz… though i obviously would choose the latter…

any sightings recently?

we all know that whatever albinomonkeyrat tossed it in was obscured by a wall of flab, so lets just discount his opinion right now.

Everyday. Twice if I’m nice.

so she keeps a kitten in her lap, always? tdown.

yuck, gtfo w/ this shit. worthless

dos is mad cause he loves bush

dos is mad when they don’t trim it because it seems shorter.

and by it… i mean, you know. COCK!

:tup:

and that’s about as far as Im going with that :wink:

landing strip

:frowning:

but used to be shaved

:cry:

so it’s in the shape of an N?

don tell them our secert :gay:

Laser hair removal FTMFW

i pluck

I can only imagine what a laser hair removal technician must think…

or how it must smell…

i’ve encountered a HORRIBLE shave job… where it was shaved up top… around the vag area… then when it gets down the the bottomr of the vag it got hairy… needless to say… i haven;t hooked up with her since, actually she calls me daily and i ignore her everytime

mmmm burnt trout

Dorito chip :frowning:

Landing strip :frowning:

Brazilian :smiley:

How about the laser technician who is “manipulating the flesh” to get at a stubborn folicle, and is rewarded with a chub?

“Hell-oooo there little guy”

yeah. fucking put your leg on the edge of the tub and look you whore.

for the record: hairy asshole would have to be the worst. (unless it’s a landing strip going through her bean trap…then it’s kinda cool)

this thread makes me :lol:. But I’ve been lucky I haven’t had any hairy clam sightings whatsoever since like high school :smiley: