DUDES. Any recent bush sightings?

[OfficerK]

@newman"

weather it’s a burly nappy heavy winter bush, or simply some groomed fuzz…

omg omg omg a rare grammatical error by newman. I feel so proud to have found it.

[newman]

@TgDn32

[QUOTE=newman;306750]I am a pretty good resource on this.
I hardly ever encounter any vag hair at all anymore.

[let’s make the joke now: omg that’s because you need to stop hooking up with chicks in middle school]

but really… i have bumped into 1 or two in the past months… i’m not a fan of this at all. weather it’s a burly nappy heavy winter bush, or simply some groomed fuzz… though i obviously would choose the latter…

any sightings recently?

we all know that whatever albinomonkeyrat tossed it in was obscured by a wall of flab, so lets just discount his opinion right now.

And you are the one who started the grammar thread?[/QUOTE]

You’re like 1,077 days too late.

[snowracer101]

I read this and was like, wtf, I thought you had a somewhat serious GF, then I saw the date.

While personally I’ve never slayed a girl, or even came upon a girl with a bush (except one girl, who has a racing stripe)
I do have a funny story.

A few years ago, my friend and I were at a party, he met some classy girl who decided to walk 15 feet away from the fire and drop dome on him. She was going at it for about 5 mins, then stood up and my friend decided to get a little finger action going on, well, he reached down her pants and to his dismay, found a full on bush. His exact words were “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT”
in which she responded;
“what the fuck is what”
He then dry heaved a little bit, ripped his hand out of her pants, zippered his pants and walked away

[JustinH]

I don’t think I would have had that reaction to a full on bush.

Its a bit of a rare find these days. 80 percent in my experience are full shaved, the other 20 percent are lazy shaved a.k.a “buzz cut”…

[95dime]

i <3 snacking on a nice pussy. therefore hair=bad. a little “peach fuzz” is tolerable.

[AngryHero]

Thats weird.I got my gf to grow hers out for a couple months because I wanted it.Its the first time she ever had one.Now i got her rocking a landing strip and it looks nice

[JCuz]

watch out for the fire bushes

[nitroinsane]

I was at a party a few years ago at bsptc exs dorm.I got head from some slore in the bathroom.She pulled gary coleman out of her pants. When she figured out why I did not want.She asked me if I wanted to shave her.I zipped up and left.The fucked up part is this bitch was hammered complaining she was broke and bounced a check on a brazilian wax.Wtf if you bounce a check at a waxing place do they add even more hair some how.

[Mr_T]

Id still bone a chick with a little landing strip maybe, but a bush Id have to say shave it or put your drawers back on sweetheart. That shit prickles and sucks when they have anything down there.