maybe its cuz u two havent actually heard a fart from your own ass since u two met? not enough anal tension, little too much anal attention? i remember reading somewhere the things u enjoy talking about the most are things from your life that u no longer are able to do… so i do see your fart fetish being totally justified considering the circumstance
well u two ass pirates have fun, ill be in my room eating beans and listening to the thunderous roar or my super man sized flatulence, expelling farts that are nothing short of epic on the db scale, farts of monumental proportions, fart so loud that even Zeus himself would come down from mount olympus just to marvel in all its glory yet still being humble enough to giggle like a little school girl…
mmmmmKAY bye bye for now kids