Ok the debate is you get pulled over, and you blow a .12 over the limit
You get a DWI or the Cop lets you off, if he can bend you over the car and fuck you in the ass right there… Yes its a black cop so the cock is pretty substantial…
Do you go for the getting plowed in the tushy, or get the DWI?
After all the people I asked to night i think its just homo phobia kicking in where they wouldn’t admit it…
Personally, I’d get plowed in the shitter with no legal action
edit: And I already fucked up and voted for the wrong one… -1 for DWI please and +1 for in the shitter…
Both result in mental anguish.
One results in the possible destruction of your life, the other the possible destruction of your ability to eat mighty without shitting yourself.
ok thats ridiculous… so gay people… like goatse dude ( who actually isn’t gay at all, likes ass stretching… he is french thats probably why) shit perfectly fine…
ok thats ridiculous… so gay people… like goatse dude ( who actually isn’t gay at all, likes ass stretching… he is french thats probably why) shit perfectly fine…
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Don’t make me bring out with the MS Paint diagrams.
BME: Do you need to wear a diaper? Does everything still work?
I’m not a baby!!! Everything is normal for me. All of the “anal destruction” I’ve done was done by me with care, and my ass is as normal as yours is… Although sometimes when I’m taking a crap it’s huge because I’ve now got the capacity to really stock up. My digestion is trouble free though, and I’ve had no problems at all.
How is this even a question? No you don’t take it in the ass. The fact that you think penis size matters in this situation is conclusive proof that you’re a homo. “Well yeah I had a dick in my ass once, but it wasn’t a big one.”
million bucks for Zong to fuck you in the ass … or… shaq fucking you in the ass for a million… prick to a plowing…
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what are you trying to say here? i heard shaqs hung like a field mouse…
hahaha amazing that you pick on zong.hahahahahahah.
buahahahahahha
:lol:
once again i have to side with Mr. Fry… who should be with his newfound wife at this moment… it is 2 am… married people… ummmm… sleep around this time i thought… but seriously… dan you are taking offense to this subject as if it hits home really hard? did you get let off easy after a night of heavy drinking? or did a heavy night of drinking lead to a “wonderful” dream turned reality!!! :?:
I’m sorry, but in 5 years I won’t remember that DWI I got back when I was 22… however I’d be forever scared if something ever touches my anus.
DWI all the way.
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also a very valid point… in a couple years… the dwi might be something you can brag about… shit, i know a lot of celebrities who have done it, however… the alternative… well sorry dude. FWIW i dont EVER see that making a pleasant conversation.
yea… too durnk to make it public… missed that step although I can’t wait til someone has the balls to back me up on this one… then the floodgates will open and everyone will admit it
although I can’t wait til someone has the balls to back me up on this one… then the floodgates will open and everyone will admit it