epic failure of a weekend....

[Conquerer]

@kix89

change the sending unit when you change the fuel pump, bring more clothes than you would ever need, and never trust someone who says they’ll take care of you all night long, cause, well, they prolly sent the text message to the wrong person.

lol

@Toronto240sx

You should of done what me and my friend did in the side of the highway when his 1997 Ford probe GT caught on fire… we poped the hood the engine was on fire, we had nothing to put it out with and we couldn’t find anything and no one around to stop and help, the fire started getting bigger so we both pulled out our shlongs and pissed on the engine!!!..hey it worked! We put the fire out and then a tow truck came like 10 minutes later and the driver almost fell over laughing when we told him what we did!

I felt sorry for the mechanic that fixed it after, We didn’t tell them we pissed all over the engine because we were afraid that the mechanics wouldn’t want to touch it LOL. When my friend picked up the car, the mechanic was like, “it smells funny, kind of like amonia!” my friend was like " i don’t know?" LOL

Yeah so if you have nothing to put a fire out with… just whip out the shlong and piss away!

That’s one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard. lmao…

I assume it was just a small minor fire?