Because I wont loose, when you put your car in a ditch Ill just drive by at the speed limit and laugh, pull over, remove the 20$ from your bloody shirt pocket and drive off.
Its fucking February, and 7 degrees out. Our GOOD cars are hibernating for spring, or in pieces waiting to bat rape the shit out of chode like yourself come spring. NOT to mention, if they were still on the road, they have issues hookin on a 120 degree street surface, let alone 10degree covered in salt and sand surface. Only idiots like you would risk their safty, and their parents cars running some highschool musical kid at 3X the posted speed limit!
ORLY /
You better get a freecoaster for the backpedal. Everytime you get in your dads car your a wreckless driving arrest waiting to happen.
Here is the deal sally pants. I will PAY YOUR TEST AND TUNE FEE to get your pops “Stage 3” S4 (which nobody that actually knows cars calls anything a “stage” since 1997) to line up on the track and get embarrassed. You can run your yap, setup side bets for $20, 2000, some gay porn shit, pinks, what ever your adolescent heart desires, pull up to the tree and see how it goes.
WHEN YOU LOOSE AND LOOK RETARDED… you must put a sticker on your dads car that says “SHIFT518 OWNS ME” for the rest of the season. Anyone catching you without he sticker is allowed to let the air out of your tires and your banned for a a month from here.
Cossey get on that sticker would yea!