It always amazes me. For example, I started beating it when I was like 13. 29 now, and I’m going to say that on average, I beat it like once a day.
365x16=5840
Discuss.
shit johns got u beat by like a million+
Man…i dont even wanna do the math…lol
Ever beat the shit at work? Always a nice stress reliever LULZ
I’ve gotten BJ’s on company owned aircraft at one of my jobs, hahahh. And yes of course beat it while I was on the clock.
:rofl this thread
fucking WIN in here
I may just go for round 2 today…!
I’m odd man. Sometimes I’ll skip a day or two, then other days I’ll do it like 3-4 times.
Amen to that! ^^
The WORST is when you gotta kinda pee before you beat off, and you have to decide weather or not to get up and pee before you do it, or play mind games with yourself and pretend that you don’t have to P.
ROFL…soo much truth here!
:eek3 thought i was the only one… :rofl
Attn: get a girl!
omg hahahaha
3651.25=456.2510=4562.5
:excited
1.25 times a day, is that an average or something? :lol
You know it
You only shot 3.78 Gallons of load.
To fill a 50 Gallon drum, you need to beat it 4 times a day for 52.81 years! You better step up your game bro!
LOL This thread is in the “Off Beat” section of Shift518.
wow cant say I really have thought about it that much
but yes jerking off while you have to pee is weird cause it goes away… then when your done it comes back but the piss feels 10x better