Example of Craigslist's best and brightest....

http://albany.craigslist.org/csr/2555394964.html

im 18 looking for a parttime job. i am very good with my hand. i did land scabbing and construction most of my life.
please contact me at 5183642487

From this, I have gathered that he has one hand, and absolutely beats the ground to a bloody pulp, then rips the scabs after the initial damage is done.

spell check is your friend FUCK

Better yet I saw a sign on a lawn on Old Wolf Road (155) that said 2 PEDL BIKS FOR SALE

wow

He’s very good with his “hand” just not typing with it.

When you put “hand” and “job” together, that usually only mean on thing. Did you got this from casual encounters??? :crackup

I emailed this broad and told her to use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation if she wants to be taken seriously as a teacher. Also told her CL wasn’t the best place to put oneself on for finding a teaching job.

http://charleston.craigslist.org/edu/2542935024.html

My is Lorna,and I’ am a professional preschool teacher and certified Montessori specializing early childhood development .
I, am hoping to meet some great families that need a dependable, passionate,loving and experienced teacher working with
children one to six years old… I have 12 years experience with children but 6 years with Montessori a class up to 25 children.
I am very close to the children and the family too. I will teach up to 5 children at my house located in Drayton off of 61
and bees ferry before I stared to teach I was a nanny that lead me to be come a teacher.
I enjoy it very much and children bring a smile to my face and is very rewarding. In my experience a Montessori and a nanny,
I did the following things: looked after the children drove the kids to other extracurricular activities,art,craft,practical life,sensorial
math,language, reading, writing, play time educational game and other activities,field trips,and all being there for the kids and loving
them as if they were a part of my family. I do have references and I am FIRST AID and CPR certified and 15 hours training every year for DSS,
clear background, finger print.
I’ am available for interview at 843 640 1874

these people are among us.

If it were my country, I would answer all of these ads with a ding dong… click click BANG.

start weeding out the weak.

These people are EVERYWHERE. All you have to do to spot them is drive down Central Ave on a weekday between 10am and 3pm.

Central avenue people are scary. Especially the guy that looks like the Unabomber that talks to his hands and smacks them.

i’m going to start writing fake CL ads just for the lulz

pix or it didnt happen

WINTER IS COMING!!

http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/2587896361.html

Merceedes…

That dude is still around? Damn. He’s legit fucking crazy. Me and my stepfather booked it out of burger king once after some pretty hustled eating, while he yelled at and punched his burger. I was like 12 when that went down. :lol

I havent seen him in a while but he used to go to price chopper alot when my dad worked there but he transferred stores awhile back so he doesnt seem him anymore