i go through farting ruts every now and then, ill share one from the weekend.
I traveled to NC for my sisters wedding this weekend. On the way, I had a lay over in Charlotte for 3 hours. Me and the girl were just roaming the airport trying to kill time. I had a major case of the “cant stop fartings”. So I was just tearing ass as I was walking. I must have farted on like 15 ppl. It was awesome. At one point I turned to her and said “Ive been crop dusting this airport for the past hour” She was disturbed, I was amused.
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