Fat ugly slut for sale looses her fucking mind

[bennyfizzle]

@Mk4 30R

Exceeding 250$ is Criminal Mischief 3*, Class E felony. first offense, plea bargain it to a misdemeanor offense, probably get a few years probation and have to pay restitution.

lucky for you the person isnt a minor, or you can only get 1500$ maximum under NYS’s wonderful laws protecting minors. i know this because my old car got pelted with gravel and it was 2200$ in damage, i receieved the max allowed for it. :retardclap

hahahahaha that’s fucking gay

sorry for all the ha’s, but that’s hilariously fucked up.

I really wish I’d like stolen and crashed a ferrari from a dealer when i was 15.

ohwell