I always laugh each time i see this :wackit:
:wackit: :wackit: :wackit: :wackit:
then u got this
:bukkake:
Son’s got the best emoticons
…this might be the hooka/sheesha/water pipe talking…
:wackit: :wackit: :wackit: lol
Those are from other forums.
I don’t use many emoticons. The :hsugh: one i use the most i think.
:naughty: :run: :naughty:
:D/ :badgrin: :naughty: :hay:
And let’s not forget the Gonad icons:
:noes: :run:
Mine are in my sig and avatar…
In order of most used…
:noes:
:run:
:hsugh:
Two fellas from rural Minnesota walked into a pet shop in Minneapolis. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, “Dat’s dem.”
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
“Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,” says Sven.
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven’s pick-up and drive to the top of the big cliffs by a lake. At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the
100-foot drop and says: “Dis looks like a grand place.”
He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: “Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me.”
BUT WAIT!!! There’s MORE!
PART TWO:
Moments later, Knut arrives up at the cliffs. He’s been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
“Hey, Ole. Watch dis,” Knut says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the
cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knut takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Knut continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, “And I’m never trying dat parrotshooting either.”
BUT WAIT!!! There’s MORE!
PART THREE:
Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He’s also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock
and breaks his spine. Once more, Ole shakes his head…
“First der was Sven with his budgie jumping… den Knut
parrotshooting… and now Lars is hengliding!”
what are you trying to say? :squint:
Oh that joke is priceless, out of the blue though. My fav emoticon after the monkey and the threesome, would probably have to be the one on TST, the homo one with the pink smilie the shake its hand like a fag and the gay flag goes up. And very suited to the TSR forum, the one that says “TSR shit talking owns you”
-Arslan
Whoa! Im not reading all that shit. Cliffs?
It was better when we had the balac background. Back then you could see this one better.
:bj:
:run: Thats my fav
:wackit: :fruit: :rl:
this is got to be the funniest icon we have
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i like pavels jokes
lol
my fav emotions… i dont get to use them much but they are still cool:)
:rant2: :wtcslap: :greddy: :noes: