few lesbian jokes

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1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
   A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
   A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
   Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
   Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
   A Lickalotapuss.

6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
   Fur Traders.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
   Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
   She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
   Even the pool table doesn’t have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
    Lick-a-likes.

11. What’s the definition of confusion?
    Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
    One’s a snack cracker, the other’s a crack snacker.

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13. How do you make a house for lesbians?
    Use tounge-n-groove instead of studs.