Lesbo jokes :lol:

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  1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?

…A licker cabinet.

  1. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?..

…A Klondyke.

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3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?

…Militia Etheridge.

  1. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the
    same time?

…Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary
Kay on their face.

  1. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?

…Fur Traders.

  1. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?

…A Lickalotapuss.

  1. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

…Well Hung.

  1. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?

…She was found face down in Ricki Lake

  1. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?

    …Even the pool table doesn’t have balls.

  2. What do you call lesbian twins?

…Lick-a-likes.

  1. What’s the definition of confusion?

…Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

  1. What’s the difference between a Ritz cracker
    and a lesbian?

…One’s a snack cracker.

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in what!!!

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edit: added more too… didnt paste right for some reason?! :confused:

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