FirstWorldProblems.


#1

I searched and found nothing. I thought we had one of these?

My contribution for the day.

The liquor store is out of shopping carts.

My hot tub isn’t hot enough.


#2


#3

My snow tires make too much road noise.


#4

Shower running out of hot water after 20 minutes sucks too.

and my smartphone battery only lasts two days.


#5

There was something like this here, one was

I accidentally clicked iTunes so now I have to wait 2 minutes before I can close it.


#6

Ate a huge meal.

Complains they are tired now.


#7

My heated seats are too hot.


#8

Stand back…

http://holmi.info/fp/TypicalFirstWorldProblems


#9

Forgot to grab my phone on my way to taking a dump.

Gourmet olive oil store has an overwhelming number of choices.

Long line at the coffee drive thru.


#10

Overnight delivery just isn’t fast enough.


#11

No places open at 9PM that could cash a $400 lottery ticket.


#12

My 55" Plasma is too big for my living room

I got a signed jersey from Fred Jackson and it wasn’t authentic. (this one’s for Beck)


#13

I love first world problems.

Right now for me…

Christmas lights aren’t on a timer, now I have to get up and flip a switch.

I have to wear glasses to watch a 3D movie in my living room.

Gas fireplace doesn’t have a remote…now it’s getting too warm in here.

I have to workout and eat right to stay “in shape”.

I have to try to use proper grammar on NYSpeed or I will get made fun of.

My kids have too many toys to keep the house clean.

I had to sign a bunch of paperwork for increased salary, health insurance, and other benefits today.

so much more but I’ll stop there.


#14

I’m to drunk to navigate my spiral stairs.


#15

A friends wife made a fb status complaining about how her iPad was only WiFi enabled and had no 3g :frowning: I posted a link to www.whitewhine.com


#16

My parts guy changed his name.whos joe?

the tip the customer gave me was in all small bills.


#17

Went to the bills game today, my box seats were too warm.


#18

Ate too much food at dinner, explosive diarrhea sucks.


#19

My garbage bag is too heavy from all of the food I just threw out after Christmas Eve dinner, although it may be all of the Opus One bottles at the bottom of the bag.


#20

Louis ck has a great rant about cell phones and flying first world problems. It’s really good