I translate it as:
“I made the drive up from West Virginia and got hit by a car!”
Oh, and what’s with the picture of the drag-race prepped '69 Camaro getting its lean on? Was that actually the car, or just some stock photo the d-bag editors chose?
Seriously though, I hope everybody is okay… and I hope it doesn’t ruin the FLD for you all. That’s one thing I’m really jealous of out here, there’s nothing like FLDs.
-TJ