Read this outloud
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank. I chose the shortest line, just one guy in front of me. He was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated.
He asked the teller, “Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?”
The teller says, “Fluctuations.”
The Asian guy says, “Fluc you white guys too!”