I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange so I went to the
currency exchange window my local bank. I chose the shortest line, just one guy in front of me.
He was an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated. He asked the teller, “Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dolla fo yen? Today I get hunat eighty?”
The teller says, “Fluctuations.”
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white guys too
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks “Are they twins”?
The woman says "No, he’s 9 and she’s 7. “Why? Do you think they look
alike?”
No", he replies, “I just can’t believe you got laid twice”!
ba-zing
