I’m not in the habit of posting my private chats online for other people to laugh at, but in this case, I’m going to make an exception, cause it’s just too damn good
Her: my cammy is black…
Me: cammy?
Me: is that a cute name for a camry?
Her: ???
Her: nah
Me: so what’s a cammy?
Her: its nice…
Her: but… its from the rental car company
Me: but… what IS it?
Her: what is it ?
Me: yea, what’s a “cammy”
Her: whats a cammy??
Her: what u mean whats a cammy ?
Me: i mean like, there is no car by that name
Her: toyota … cammy
Her: 4 doors
Me: it’s a toyota CamRy
Me: you fob!
Haha, she’s small and asian. And she’s managing to top her Cammy stupidity right now, by being proud of the fact that her friends drink and drive every weekend. She’s all like, oh, it’s not a big deal, I did it once, it wasn’t scary. sigh
She’s not hot enough for me to post pics of I just keep her around cause she’s skilled and willing. She knows belly dance, and is a certified massage therapist. Love the happy endings