For the Guys Dating Fatties

LOL and i dont agree with fatties giving better head. They dont, ive had good head from a fatty but the best ive had was from a non-fatty. Lets make a list of what fatties are actually good for.
Making fun of
Cooking(but could be same as bj only speculation)
Being fat
Doing laundry(possibly)
Cleaning(possibly)
Making them skinny so if you are a manlet and can only land a fatty you have a shot at a ok chick.
Thats all i got