If you said that to her, I’m pretty sure you are going to get even LESS play.
Maybe you could pickup a broad at the special olympics. Problem is, the girls there NEVER shave and always bite.
with or with out the sock filled with bologna
Ha, nice.
Oddly enough… I was banging this girl that had a gnarly bush (I was drunk and didn’t care) and she liked biting my shoulder lol…
maybe she wasn’t as drunk as I was after all…
Are you sure she wasn’t trying to bite her own shoulder? lolll
when i found her… she was licking the window… 
ilc…go back to sleep. fuck.
after I tug my meat pickle
:lol: :rimshot:
right-click-save-as.
Man I’ve been doing it wrong.
emtpies out pillow case full of doorknobs
HaHa ILI
haha, got this this morning.
haha
Quality post Dan, it’s not a CTS-V but I do like it.
fucking classic right there.
cheers
FUCK i was totally going to post that picture.
this is the 4th time today someone did something or said something right before i was about to say it. i’m too slow now >:
Wait…you have to talk girls into this? I just “ass”-umed everyones girl did it! :rimshot: