FS: A piece of WNY History $100

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TerCelica is for sale, $100/obo.
$200 if you want it de-riced.

Runs/drives fine been using it for the past 6 months as a DD. And now you can own this disgusting bastardization of a car, that has been terrorizing WNy for the past year.

Includes:

4 - Working top mounted 100w foglights
1 - Big alumium spoiler to keep this beast under control
1 - Racing stripes painted on so thick you could swear it’s cheap vinyl!
1 - Flat black painted hood. Krylon stylez.
2 - Flaiming Hot Wheels seat covers
1 - A gay purple Sony Amp
1 - Speaker box with two unknown 10" subs. (All hooked up in the most half-assed yet proper manner)

114k on body. Unknown on engine but it has a few months left as long as you keep oil in it.
Automatic tranny
A/C Button which does nothing!!!111
No leaks, just burns!
Rear brakes just redone.
Front brakes/all tires 1 year old.
Amazing heat!
30 MPGish city.

Could be de-riced and used as a DD, or as a field car. As long as you feed it oil every few weeks it.

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i saw this and instantly though “fuzzy stole a seat from the Aud !”

but alas, it wasnt to be … instead the item thats FS si a much BIGGER piece of history … the terCelica

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Any pics? ive never seen the legendary tercelica

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neither have i, get em posted!!!

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Nay, rumor has it that it eats babies, and destroys the camera that took the pictures of it.

See sig for the only known fender shot.

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i got some pics… may i???

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thats not even a fender, you crazy kid.

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pics?

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OMGWTFBBQ… that wing adds MAD downforce yo
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/Willybeen/Tercelica.jpg
the stickers on the right side alone add atleast 67 hp… (calculated)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/Willybeen/Tercelica2.jpg
subaru rally car envy with a little bit of FUNCTIONAL oxidation on the rally lights… (painted on for the added effect)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/Willybeen/Madtightscoopage.jpg

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Rally cars eat your heart out. :tup:

And assuming proper output counts at 5hp per sticker. And 15% drivetrain loss. This car should put down at LEAST an additional 180 SWHP in addition to the 60 at the wheels!

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and it passes inspection?

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seeeeriously debating.

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My last beater is still in impound though… I dont know…

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great ride!!! mad fast yo!!! i barely beat it with my n/a shadow. fuzzy is an awesome guy and someone should be all over this. this shouldn’t even be an obo sale…those lights are worth at least 75 bucks.

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:word:

if we didnt have 7 cars here now, i’d prolly do it… sorry fuzzy

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Btw, almost forgot. This car will not “pass” inspection. No e-brake/damaged exhaust, and rear springs have been broken since I bought the car. Doesn’t stop if from driving just fine though. :tup:

This thing could take on 4cyl. auto S-10’s like just like Becks stomach does with bitches. :tup:

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lol, damnit i dont know then if the ebrake doesnt work… thats one of the most fun parts of a beater. Ill get in touch with you again though. I might be getting a car in a couple weeks, but i hate being stranded.

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I want this car! =)

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and im not kidding either! i really do! deven, gimmie a PM if ya still have it up for sale =D

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dooooo it… dooooo it…

you will not believe the traffic that drives buy the house at night checking out his whip… somebody buy this so i can get a good nights sleep… i suggest you give it a heated garage, cuz this high performance machine deserves the best home money can buy…

DISCLAIMER: if you lack popularity and wanna be “cool” pick up this vehicle for $100 bucks and your uncool days will be over… (chicks dig stickers and roof scoops and rally lights and hotwheel seat covers and automatic transmissions and racing stripes and the color red and aluminum wings) this car has it ALLLLLLL