Fuck Diet Mt. Dew

I went to the 9th floor her at work to hit up the vending machine and get a soda, and was too busy talking to some hottie at here and didnt notice I hit the Diet button…

Fucking shit tastes like pure ass. Who the hell drinks this dog piss?

fuck that fo sho… diet anything tastes like dog piss

I find diet sodas to be rather shallow and pedantic.

pedantic. i gota go google that now. thanks for making me feel dumb! lol

I do, but only because I am diabetic, FML

You get used to it.

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–adjective 1. ostentatious in one’s learning.
2. overly concerned with minute details or formalisms, esp. in teaching.

WTF that is a gay ass word. Diet soda would like to use that word i bet.

You should be tasting the sweat off that hotties ass cheeks :lol

“She wasnt sweaty, the air conditioning was on”

:rofl PJB-esque reply.

:rofl :rofl

diet sodas taste fine. what your tasting is PJB ass residue on your tongue.

I dont think so, it doesnt taste anything like Peanut Butter OR Jelly.

Don’t make me neg you E! Most diet sodas taste like shit! Pepsi Max isnt that bad though.

im still waiting to neg u in real life. maybe next summer if ur bitch ass ever comes out

I can’t stand sugar soda. I can actually feel it on my teeth and shit. I just am not a big sugar fan. I drink mostly diet shit (no calories): diet soda, ice tea, sugar free tang, sugar free kool aid.

Sugar free Kool-Aid?!?!?!

http://smiliesftw.com/x/koolaidwall.gif

Out to what? A Shift sausage fest? If you RLNR me I’ll deck you flat out on the ground :lol

OH YEAH!

Grape, Fruit Punch, and Cherry.

The grape is legit too.

I’ve had real Kool Aid once. It was good.

I’ve had Grape Drink since.

I see what you are doing here. :lol