A guy walks into a bar.
he sits down at the bar and orders a drink. the bartender serves him, and he notices a huge jar of $100 bills behind the bar. he orders another drink, and quietly asks the bartender about the jar. the bartender tells him “it’s a pool, like a contest. if youu are willing to put up the money, i’ll tell you about it.” the guy thinks for a minute, and lets it pass. he finishes his drink, orders another, and asks the bartender again about the jar. bartender says " i can’t give you all the details unless you want to participate, it’s the rules of the game."
the guy has a few more drinks, and decides he’s boozed up enough to try anything. he reaches in his wallet and pulls out a crisp $100 bill, calls over the bartender, and agrees to give it a shot.
" ok, here’s what you have to do to win the money. see that big biker guy sitting in the corner? the huge guy with all the tatoos? you have to walk over there and knock him out with one punch."
the guy replies. the bartender says " ther’s more. when you knock him out, you have to go out back. there’s a big mean Rotweiller out there that only gets fed every three days. you have to go out and pull one of his teeth out with your bare hands." the guy thinks. “there’s more.” says the bartender “once you do those two things, you have to go upstairs and screw the hell out of the old woman who lives there. you can’t puke, and you have to make her think you like it.” the bartender shows the guy a picture of the ugliest, nastiest, foulest old woman he’s ever seen.
the guy agrees, and stepps away from the bar. he’s feeling quite intoxicated, and figures he can do anything. he walks over to the biker, and lays him out with one shot! feeling extra confident, he strolls out the back door. as the door slams shut, everyone can hear a dog growling, and barking, and alot of banging around. the guy screams a few times, and the next thing you know, the dog is wimpering, and crying. this goes on for a minute, and the guy walks back in the bar. beaten, bruised, bleeding, and just in bad shape he says “now where is that old bitch that needs her tooth pulled?”