mary poppins
another one.Kid that came into the pizzeria Richard princess.
kid in my unit’s last name is Tatar… first name Patrick
pat-tatar
My buddy had a guy who did his computer repair named Richard Rassh
Harry Johnson and F. You
Both Customers:
Peter Small
Peter Grabber
Jackie Chan
Omideep Herr (sp?)
You can make a first name of Peter, Dick, or Harry work with pretty much anything.
Jack Schidt
I have had a few over the years when handling insurance claims.
The most recent is Queen Gary.
I have had: (not the actual people, but names)
Janet Jackson
Ibraham Lincoln (That isnt a typo)
Milla Jovovich
Justin Case
I cant think of anymore off the top of my head.
The Justin Case one reminded me of a guy I use to work with name Justin Tyme
The guy that used to own precision tune on genesse and union was Iiza Butt
Anyone on here that works at NAFS can vouch for this by typing it into the FACS system, but…
Gay Weiner.
Seriously? what. the. fuck.
We got bored one day and were just typing words in to see if there were any funny names… sure enough, there was. Mr. Gay Weiner. We called him several times after just to hear him validate his extremely homosexual name.
Another good one my friend had to collect from was “Surachi Shittbutt”
Paul Dickash
Mi Wang
two of the best and most memorable.
jerry queer
kevin queer
no joke
also my dad used to work with this guy named justin case
:mamoru:
Customers:
Fook Fook
Wang Bita
And there was one guy with an indian name that used 2 lines on the UB card. I think we counted 27 letters in his last name.
Faculty/Staff:
Harvey Axlerod
Rodney Johnson
Friends:
Mike Gay
Matt Gay
- They legally changed their last names.
I went to school with Jerry…no joke
Funniest I deal with is Richard “Dick” Funk.