Heres another…
Im in the OBX for senior week with like 35 of my other friends in one house. my one friend passes out, with pretty much every else still awake. bad idea. He trims his hair military style, probably less than a 1 on an electric razor and i colored his ENTIRE SCALP, EARS AND EYELIDS in with a magnum 44 marker while everyone else proceeded to draw on literally 99.9% of his body, the girls even wrote that he had a little penis, right above his little member. he literally did not move, passed out cold with no clothes on for at least 14 hours. i ended taking his Jergens hand lotion and using the stem from the top of the bottle and wiping what looked exactly like huge loads on his lips, cheeks, eyebrows, everything. and my one friend(a girl) eventually stuck it in his ass and it was the most hilarious thing i have ever seen in my entire life. I ALMOST WET MYSELF i was laughing so hard. i had to run into the bathroom in his room in like under 1 second.
it was a dick move, but he washed all of it off the next day, except for the inside of his ears, because he said he couldnt scrub them hard enough.
*****he had nothing but his shoes(thereason we tagged him) and a bathing suit on when he passed out