the best for me was drinking to much soco… i proceeded to throw up in a small office sized garbage can which i then spilled on myself and the floor. then as i layed there with the spilled garbage can, i got stepped on numerous times by 2 girls fighting haha. someone somehow moved me to a chair, which was used by their dog to sleep on so there was tons of dog hair and stuff. the next morning i woke up in the dogs chair with hives all over me from an allergic reaction to the dog haha. such a quality night.
edit: another good story was when i was drunk im someones house and decided to make peanut butter and fluff sandwiches. but without bread… so i walked around hte party with a jar of peanut butter and a jar of fluff and a spoon eating and mixing them in the jars haha. and then proceeded to pee on their deck and pool.