funny joke

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his

mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet, " said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he’s a little upset but he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks

a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to

feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and

his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in

my cereal?" he asks.

"Well, " his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any

eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for

a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren’t

getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway

across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you

going to tell him, or should I?"

i approve

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i concur

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Probably a really old joke, but this was the first time I saw it, i really lol-ed.

Why condoms come in boxes of 3,6 and 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex."“Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively. Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package? " The dad replies,“Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday.” “Cool” says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, “Then who are these for?” “Those are for college men,” the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

“WOW!” exclaimed the boy, “then who uses THESE?” he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, “Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March…etc.”