here is another one
Subject: Buffalonian in Hell
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> > > A guy from Buffalo, NY dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a wicked,
> > > horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up
> > > rocks with a sledge hammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the
> > > temperature and the humidity.
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> > > After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he
> > > is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Buffalonian is
> > > happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil
> > > walks up to him and says, “I don’t understand this. I’ve
> > > turned the heat way up, it’s humid, you’re crushing rocks; why are you
> >so
> > > happy?”
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> > > The Buffalonian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies,
> > > “This
> > > is
> > > great! It reminds me of August in Buffalo. Hot, humid, a good place to
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> > > work.
> > > It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!”
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> > > The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Buffalonian’s
> > > remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving
> > > rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in
> > > mud up to his knees with rain blowing into
> > > his eyes, the Buffalonian is happily slogging through the mud pushing
> >a
> > > wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be
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> > > happy
> > > in such conditions.
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> > > The Buffalonian replies, “This is great! Just like April in Buffalo.
> > > It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!”
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> > > The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the
> > > Buffalonian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is
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> > > blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the
> > > Buffalonian unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is again aghast at
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> > > what he sees. The Buffalonian is dancing, singing, and twirling his
> > > sledgehammer
> > > as he cavorts in glee.
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> > > “How can you be so happy? Don’t you know its 40 below zero?” screams
> > > the devil. Jumping up and down, the Buffalonian throws a snowball at
> > > the devil and yells, "Hell’s frozen over!! - - This means the Bills
> > > won the Super Bowl !!