I should have known better than to go driving around town with my NY speed shirt.
I know I was going a little (relative statement) fast, well within in my range for control (another relative statement). I pulled into my drive way went into the house kicked off my shoes, got a loaf a bread to make a sandwich when I heard a screech in the drive way and heard a car door slam. It was a local detective who had seen me driving and was looking for me. Had I not been going back out I bet I could have pulled the car into the garage and never had to hear the lecture about my driving and a couple other things he could not prove.
Then he saw my NYSPEED shirt. He then insisted I must have a lot of tickets, one six years ago, and that there is probably warrant out for my arrest. I proceeded to tell him there was not a warrant and that I had not had a ticket in over five years. That is when he told me he could tell I was lieing and called in my drivers license number… guess what, I was not lieing. :burnin:He was a little pissed, and embarrassed, he told me he would be watching me and to buy a bicycle if I did not have one because he would catch me and take my license away. What a dick. However I will drive a little nicer for a while to let him cool off.
“Huh, I wasn’t out driving, I lost my keys yesterday, my parents are pissed that they can’t park in the garage, I just had to walk to the store :hold up sammich: to get this peanut butter, because last night my dog and I…”
And there’s why I won’t put an NYSpeed sticker on a vehicle.
“No seriously officer, it’s just an internet message board full of retards yelling at each other for spelling mistakes and hitting on this girl named dawn.”
And there’s why I won’t put an NYSpeed sticker on a vehicle.
“No seriously officer, it’s just an internet message board full of retards yelling at each other for spelling mistakes and hitting on this girl named dawn.”
“No seriously officer, it’s just an internet message board full of retards yelling at each other for spelling mistakes and hitting on this girl named dawn.”
