GM is like that retarded hamster that keeps licking the electrified water bottle

Exactly…if you’re going to have the same car at the same price all you’re doing is wasting money…either make it a better version or don’t make it.

Are the Tahoe and Escalade drastically different?

No, not really: Although this is MUCH MUCH better than before, I think GM is going in the right direction w/ Caddy
http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1074&stc=1

Lexus v. Toyota

http://lexus.com/assets/models/gallery/photos_popup/main_assets/interior/ES-855_lg.jpg
http://www.toyota.com/images/vehicles/2007/camry/gallery/interior/large/photo_1.jpg