I consider a squid one whose tires have a nice flat spot in the center. Go around turns slower than car, and when they buy new tires, the sides of their “old” tires still have a bit of shine to them.
I always dress for the fall, rather sweat then bleed.
I don’t think squids can do wheelies. I can barely do a wheelie for 10 feet :lol and I’m pretty sure there ain’t no squid better than me at riding.
I’m thinking the only thing squids are good at is going as fast as they possibly can in between cars on the highway and think they’re hot shit. No, 130MPH in traffic is not cool, go kill yourself without endangering others.