got any good sex stories?

:rofl: sucks to be your friend.

hahaha… similar thing happened at RMU the other year

Oh and some other info every single tape got destroyed but the cops they some how found all the ppl who had one and when to their houses and took em. wish i got a copy no body know about :hsugh:

This is like my favorite story ever…no penetration, but it was me and a chick so thats apparent.
I frequent this local titty bar here in MO…they aren’t completely nude, which sucks, but oh well…anyways, there was this HOTT girl who worked there and I loved to watch her dance because she knew I came there to see pretty well only her so she would watch me the whole time she danced, make eye contact and stuff, it was awesome…she always danced to Dirty Little Minds and Figured you out…well she was getting kinda friendly with me, I never thought too much about it, then she askes me to come pick out an outfit for her to wear and dance, so I go through the girls bathroom which leads back to the dressing room, we dont even make it all the way in to the dressing room and she closes both doors, locks them and strips for me! Then she bends over with nothing on but her little school girl skirt, and flips the back of it up and asks me to…well you get the picture…about 15 minutes later we come put and she’s up on stage again…GOD that was sooo much fun!I dont even think I ever told Cutty that one! LOL…oops.
Then for like 8 months my room mate was a stripper and her and I shared a bed, that was interesting! I practically lived at that club, I was good friends with all the dancers and the owner loved me, I got free passes and drink tickets like handing out candy at halloween…all my guy friends would beg me to go with them there because they got so much attention…those were good times, good times!

:rolleyes:

yeah, whats the deal with you an strippers. they all came and talked to you in OH :smiley:

they love me…I guess cause Im not all intimidating, they know Im not there to ridicule, just there to enjoy watching them like all the guys, except not as vulgar or rude as guys can be sometimes (not all but some). I love strippers and they love me! :wink:

I love you and i love strippers, how bout we get the best of both worlds and you strip for me?

i have so many amazing stories, and there is not a way in fucking hell that im telling you bunch of sick fucks. :rofl:

I have some too Darkstar…we could share via PM’s…I have a few better tha the stripper one…come on??? :wink:

Aw

Ha…Cutty…I think I did my fair share to you way better than just stripping for you in OH…but we’ll see. Any nice clubs close to SouthBend?? Maybe I could hook us a stripper, and have her dance for both of us???

you posting that is the same thing as being one.

:weak:

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

:nono:

That shit doesnt need to get out. Everyone will probably call BS on it anyways. I’ll just say that when you date a bi-sexual girl for 2 years, fun shit happens.

:hs:

“AWWWWWW” 8.1 is pissy cause I have had more pussy than he’ll ever wish to have.

thats cause you know its true. :finger:

but if you want to PM me some of yours, I could probably let a few of the less crazy stories slip. :slight_smile:

I agree darstar…I have some stories that some wouldnt believe…LOL…fun times I tell ya, fun times! :slight_smile: