got any good sex stories?

i wont comment on my scandolous sex stories, however I was 19 and was fucking a stripper/model from New York who was 30. She did Nike ads…banging bod, beautiful face…but not that great in bed.

I will tell you back in high school a chick told her friend she was jacking off with a frozen hotdog and it got stuck. She had to go to the ER and have it removed. The friend told the entire school and the next day, she found a pack of hotdogs in her locker that someone put in it

Originally posted by WhiteHotCL

I will tell you back in high school a chick told her friend she was jacking off with a frozen hotdog and it got stuck. She had to go to the ER and have it removed. The friend told the entire school and the next day, she found a pack of hotdogs in her locker that someone put in it

every school had the “hot dog girl” rumor

:rofl: :rofl: LOL

In my school it was a pickle:yum: :ugh:

you went to school way back in the day… before hot dogs were invented :smiley:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: i heard stories involving a banana getting stuck!

Originally posted by BlkP42E
you went to school way back in the day… before hot dogs were invented :smiley:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Originally posted by BlkP42E
every school had the “hot dog girl” rumor

we had a small dog and a peanut butter girl

Originally posted by HaNnIBaL64
we had a small dog and a peanut butter girl

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Originally posted by Pewterss
:bsflag:
haha you got to tell every one that one and its not bs i know

Originally posted by HaNnIBaL64
we had a small dog and a peanut butter girl

we had the same chick and we had a chick that was a chronic masterbater :wink:

Originally posted by TwoForty
we had the same chick and we had a chick that was a chronic masterbater :wink:

eh we also had toothbrush chick

Originally posted by BlackZ28
eww man, how could you ever get it on with a girl when your buddy is there? :puke:

x2

When I first met Amanda, I had an apartment in Millvale and I worked in a laboratory making eyeglasses, so I was working lots of hours…the only time I had to see her was before she went to school (she was in her last month of high school @ North Catholic). She’d come over in her schoolgirl outfit, and I’d get to mess around with my awesome girlfriend, who just happened to be a walking fetish…:smiley:

Originally posted by snowhitejolf95
haha you got to tell every one that one and its not bs i know
:confused:

I have long torid stories, but I won’t bore you. Use your imagination. When I lived in Ocean City I had two lesbian borders that worked with my wife…needless to say I had a good year. (I miss O.C.:frowning: )

:smiley: :cool: :smiley: :3some:

Originally posted by RacerXXX
I have long torid stories, but I won’t bore you. Use your imagination. When I lived in Ocean City I had two lesbian borders that worked with my wife…needless to say I had a good year. (I miss O.C.:frowning: )

:smiley: :cool: :smiley: :3some:
but darkstars there!!!:tounge: :wink:

Originally posted by Pewterss
but darkstars there!!!:tounge: :wink:

Lucky him…:wink: :tounge:

But he wants to move back…

pics? :smiley:

Originally posted by ShalerPunk
When I first met Amanda, I had an apartment in Millvale and I worked in a laboratory making eyeglasses, so I was working lots of hours…the only time I had to see her was before she went to school (she was in her last month of high school @ North Catholic). She’d come over in her schoolgirl outfit, and I’d get to mess around with my awesome girlfriend, who just happened to be a walking fetish…:smiley:
Oakland Catholic Girls > North Catholic Girls . I walked my Ex home from OC, and drilled her on a rock behind Phipps Conservatory overlooking panther hollow lake, school girls skits = easy access.

I’ll never forget the chants from High school," North Girls want us" Central > North X Inifnity