i dont need you all knowing my business… 
boooooooooooo stanggirl got railed in a lazy river :hitit:
2 words. Playground Equipment.
Take a close look at one the next time you drive past an elementary school. Perfect set-up for some sexing.
Originally posted by Darkstar
2 words. Playground Equipment.Take a close look at one the next time you drive past an elementary school. Perfect set-up for some sexing.
Sounds like fun
but i like it on the hood of a mustang!!!
lol
how bout this story.
my buuddy bought one of those sex swings. went to put it in a stud in the ceiling. got it up and looked secure. so he sits in it and his girlfriend gets on top of him and starts bouncing up and down. here the swing wasnt in a stud, just in the plaster. swing falls, he falls, she falls on top of him.
Outcome = broken wrist from misinstalled sex swing 
…that sucks. but its funny as hell
Originally posted by BlkP42E
lolhow bout this story.
my buuddy bought one of those sex swings. went to put it in a stud in the ceiling. got it up and looked secure. so he sits in it and his girlfriend gets on top of him and starts bouncing up and down. here the swing wasnt in a stud, just in the plaster. swing falls, he falls, she falls on top of him.
Outcome = broken wrist from misinstalled sex swing
Thats hilarious. At least it would be a cool story to tell when everyone asks how it happened.
Just be like “yeah, i broke it fucking my girlfriend, she like it rough :eek3:”
That kid is soo uncordinated… the next week he also did something stupid too his kneee;)
what do you tell the doctor… “i was tryin to bang my girl and the new sex swing i installed fell out of the ceiling…”
Originally posted by StangGirl5.0
Sounds like funbut i like it on the hood of a mustang!!!
you should try it on the hood of a talon. Its even got a pleasure bump.
nope, he came to work and said he needs a few days off, fell out of the sex swing lol
anal sex and ex fiance is all i have to say
Originally posted by SillaAnn23
what do you tell the doctor… “i was tryin to bang my girl and the new sex swing i installed fell out of the ceiling…”
sure why not, and if you have a hot female doc she may want to join in next time
Originally posted by Sight N Sound
sure why not, and if you have a hot female doc she may want to join in next time
Yeah…I know when i have hot guy patients… oh wait, nevermind 
Originally posted by HaNnIBaL64
anal sex and ex fiance is all i have to say
:nono:
Congress says its a civil union, not a marraige.
He told the doctor he tripped and fell… he was too embarrassed to tell the doctor the truth…lol
Originally posted by Darkstar
:nono:Congress says its a civil union, not a marraige.
eh either way i just dont care… hearing her say she bled for 3 weeks was kinda cool though but i was like :eek3:
Originally posted by HaNnIBaL64
eh either way i just dont care… hearing her say she bled for 3 weeks was kinda cool though but i was like :eek3:
She was a rookie
Originally posted by Sight N Sound
She was a rookie
i went slow and warmed it up first… not going into details though
yeah…please dont