Originally posted by SillaAnn23
i have heard so many horror stories from nurses who have taken care of patients with penile implants…i hope my day never comes! :eek:
whats a penile implant? Is that like a cockring? EWWWWWW
I had a g/f once that wanted me to get my cock pierced. I told that bitch she better stay the fuck away from my dick or I’d slap the taste out of her mouth.
i think she means her patient never cums
Originally posted by Darkstar
whats a penile implant? Is that like a cockring? EWWWWWWI had a g/f once that wanted me to get my cock pierced. I told that bitch she better stay the fuck away from my dick or I’d slap the taste out of her mouth.
cock pierceings = no
clit rings = hell ya :naughty:
I heard of a horror story of this guy who got a vase stuck in his ass… in the emergency room he begged the nurse to get it out but please dont break it its valueable. The next week the same guy was back with a different vase stuck… and then the next week the same guy was back but this time with a lamp stuck in his ass… i knew the nurse that was there and she was like you need to stop sticking huge objects up your butt!!
Originally posted by HaNnIBaL64
explain
That sounded bad… see edit above.
Nurses saying that they get hard all the time and about massaging them …ect.
Originally posted by BlkP42E
i think she means her patient never cums
In that case, i would ask for my money back. For what medical bills go for these days, an HJ should be complimentary.
Originally posted by SillaAnn23
That sounded bad… see edit above.Nurses saying that they get hard all the time and about massaging them …ect.
LMAO fire one right in the eye…lol
eh my dick ring is doing alright … getting head form a girl with a tongue ring is odd though… kinda weird hearing em hit
Originally posted by BlkP42E
i think she means her patient never cums
i have never really looked in a medical book to see what a penile implant does…but to my knowledge…makes you bigger… (like breast implants). but with a penile implant, in addition to being larger…you get hard all the time.
Clit rings > * all genital piercings
Originally posted by SillaAnn23
That sounded bad… see edit above.Nurses saying that they get hard all the time and about massaging them …ect.
you have to massage those? hospitals turning tricks since teh civil war!
Originally posted by HaNnIBaL64
eh my dick ring is doing alright … getting head form a girl with a tongue ring is odd though… kinda weird hearing em hit
:ugh2: I dont trust a guy who would let another guy take a piece of metal and stick it right through his dick…
But hey, thats just me…
Originally posted by BlkP42E
Clit rings > * all genital piercings
mine wants one in the worst way
:rolleyes:
Originally posted by Darkstar
mine wants one in the worst way
let her… they are fun to play with :naughty:
Mike i absolutely love my clit piercing its so much fun… the most you need to wait to have sex is 1 week just cause she will be nervous… it makes everythign much more intense…
:blue:
i worked with this really fat girl who had hers done ( we work @ a restaurant) … she was such a whore…anways. this other guy that worked with us wanted to see it … so she dropped her pants right in the middle of the dining room to show him. yeah, they fired her.
Originally posted by SillaAnn23
i worked with this really fat girl who had hers done ( we work @ a restaurant) … she was such a whore…anways. this other guy that worked with us wanted to see it … so she dropped her pants right in the middle of the dining room to show him. yeah, they fired her.
Originally posted by SillaAnn23
i worked with this really fat girl who had hers done ( we work @ a restaurant) … she was such a whore…anways. this other guy that worked with us wanted to see it … so she dropped her pants right in the middle of the dining room to show him. yeah, they fired her.
Poor guy to have to see that:(
i dont know… im one of those skinny girls who are really self conscious about theirs bodies. i just dont know if i could crawl up on a table in front of some dude or dudette i didnt know to let them pierce my shit.