Got pets? Let's see them

ROFL Leave it to you to come up with such a sweet ass plan.

http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/ef701f9409ba391bab4c0816d4335db1_god_kills_a_kitten-1605.jpg

Soooo. if I kill the 5 kittens, and you masterbated 5 times… Would I be GOD?