<---- Drives a stock base RSX. Where’s my trophy for most feminine ride on shift? I was thinking like a tampon mounted to a nail file or something.
Fuck that shit. I got the best chicks car. Everybody knows that EVERY trailer park chick has at one point owned a neon. Trailer park chicks put out. I WIN.
I went from a Nissan sentra to a 96 Subaru legacy lesbo sled to a dodge neon to a Honda fit to the rsx. I’m amazed I haven’t sprouted a vagina yet.
You won’t actually grow a vagina… you just start to use your asshole for extracurricular activity.
Are prostate massages from a hot bitch considered gay?
depends on if the “hot bitch” gave the massage with a penis.
Index finger… no dick.
i’ll allow it!
:number1
Banging A tranny is totally acceptable.
I had a Neon and it had a gay pride interior with little rainbow confetti designs all over the seats.
It was an Expresso with an automatic transmission.
^Paul “too much information” J. B.
:rofl
Fuck you all…I own 2 new beetles…can’t get gheyer than that…<>
I own a miata with plaid interior and a dildoe shift know. I FUCKING WIN. Whens the girls car meet? And are we kicking people out whose cars aren’t girly enough? I hate hipsters trying to fit in.
Wait a literal dildo? Or the knob resembles a dildo?
Probably a bubble knob. Not a real dildo. That’d be hilarious.
yea buble knob, but everyone just calls it a dildo.
that thing. i’m waiting for the day i walk out to my car and it’s missing cause the top is down.
Or some chick is in your car goin to town on it…:lol
Was gonna say the exact same thing rofl