Gym girls

[OfficerK]

Damnit why can’t I get fat. Is there a place called the un-gym? I try and I try and I try as I might, but alas I am one tall skinny M.F. I’ve been stuck at 200 for soooo long

[Twizted]

@Daddie

You know what really

really

really

fucking pisses me off.

Fat girls (2 of them) that talk all the time as they are nonchalantly walking around the gym. They get on the machines that are next to each other, do a set of like, 10-15 with virtually no weight, while talking to each other. Then they get off, let off this big sigh of relief because it was so hard pushing 15 lbs with your fucking back. Then they walk to other stations, pick up a weight or two, lift like, 5 times, keep talking about how “going to the gym is great” and how they are beginning to “look skinnier already.”

No, you’re not looking skinnier. You probably got fatter, because you think that just because you are at the gym, you automatically burn more calories or something? I’m sure you are burning more calories than when you sit on the couch and eat your cheetos, although all that repetative movement of reaching in the bag and bringing it up to your mouth burns some calories. And of course, all that chewing.

AND THEN you have the audacity to fucking be drinking GATORADE. LOL! You fucking retards. Don’t break a sweat.

I really really hate these bitches, because I was on this precor stretch machine for about 15 minutes, stretching everything I can 2 times. And then promptly go to the adducter/abducter machines (pic below) and begin using one. They help with my stretching, but anyway - they sneered at me because they wanted to use it and do ONE SET before i got on it. Apparently they “had their eye on it and was on their way to use it.” Oh yeah? Where were you the past 15 minutes while I was on the Precor strecher? Next to the snack machine?

Oh, and the best. The fucking girl that hires a personal trainer and keeps saying “I know” to everything her trainer is telling her. Yet if you knew, why the fuck are you still a fat out of shape piece of shit? I know how to build my muscle, but I lack refinement and flexibility (which also leads to building LESS of your muscle) and I have no idea wtf is going on with that.

Sorry.

ohh snap :tup:

[rskrause]

@MonteCarloChick

If fat people can’t wear tight clothes then ugly people should spare my eyes by wearing masks or something…

And stupid people should keep their fucking mouth shut! With tape or something.

[Geehee]

@rskrause

And stupid people should keep their fucking mouth shut! With tape or something.

i wish i could put signs on stupid people. seriously when someone comes in to me and starts off saying “ok, im stupid, but…” i feel a whole lot better and am more relaxed knowing at least they can admit it. so many times i wish i could hand out signs because it would make life so much easier knowing right away if they are an idiot or not without even having to talk to them.

[Bacon]

@newman

the only thing worse than fat people is fat religious people. haha. god won’t save you, fatty.

GOD WARRIOR!

[MonteCarloChick]

@FuzzyFish

GOD WARRIOR!

lol I saw that

[Bacon]

@OfficerK

Damnit why can’t I get fat. Is there a place called the un-gym? I try and I try and I try as I might, but alas I am one tall skinny M.F. I’ve been stuck at 200 for soooo long

I think it’s called all-you-can eat, and computer games to relax. :tup:

[Fry]

@OfficerK

Damnit why can’t I get fat. Is there a place called the un-gym? I try and I try and I try as I might, but alas I am one tall skinny M.F. I’ve been stuck at 200 for soooo long

Eh, enjoy it. I <3 my metabolism. Whether I’m working out regularly or too busy to work out regularly for months I’m always 175 +/-5 and look about the same. Only difference is my abs may show a little more or less. But I’m finally getting pretty settled in my life so as soon as I can swing it I’m going to cough up for a year’s membership to Alumni ($179 for non-students for a year.) I’ve missed being able to work out there since I graduated. Hopefully then I can get up to like 180 and a little more toned and energetic than I am now.

If you really want to gain weight your best bet is going to be to work out regularly and up your protein intake a bit. Don’t just eat more. I know you were just kidding but trying to not be skinny by gaining fat is just unhealthy.

[RedDawg]

“she’s not a christiannnnnannnn”

[Lucky_Cheater]

@Daddie

You know what really

really

really

fucking pisses me off.

Fat girls (2 of them) that talk all the time as they are nonchalantly walking around the gym. They get on the machines that are next to each other, do a set of like, 10-15 with virtually no weight, while talking to each other. Then they get off, let off this big sigh of relief because it was so hard pushing 15 lbs with your fucking back. Then they walk to other stations, pick up a weight or two, lift like, 5 times, keep talking about how “going to the gym is great” and how they are beginning to “look skinnier already.”

No, you’re not looking skinnier. You probably got fatter, because you think that just because you are at the gym, you automatically burn more calories or something? I’m sure you are burning more calories than when you sit on the couch and eat your cheetos, although all that repetative movement of reaching in the bag and bringing it up to your mouth burns some calories. And of course, all that chewing.

AND THEN you have the audacity to fucking be drinking GATORADE. LOL! You fucking retards. Don’t break a sweat.

I really really hate these bitches, because I was on this precor stretch machine for about 15 minutes, stretching everything I can 2 times. And then promptly go to the adducter/abducter machines (pic below) and begin using one. They help with my stretching, but anyway - they sneered at me because they wanted to use it and do ONE SET before i got on it. Apparently they “had their eye on it and was on their way to use it.” Oh yeah? Where were you the past 15 minutes while I was on the Precor strecher? Next to the snack machine?

Oh, and the best. The fucking girl that hires a personal trainer and keeps saying “I know” to everything her trainer is telling her. Yet if you knew, why the fuck are you still a fat out of shape piece of shit? I know how to build my muscle, but I lack refinement and flexibility (which also leads to building LESS of your muscle) and I have no idea wtf is going on with that.

Sorry.

New years is coming up…I hope your prepared to see the number of those types double for 2 months

then summer will come and they will forget their resolutions

-Cheater-

[Nikuk]

I’m with Howie.

[Janny]

@BikerFry

If girls wear tight shit at the gym then they shouldn’t get mad for getting blatantly checked out.

so this means I should dress in baggy clothing and look like a lesbian the next time I go just so I’ll feel comfortable around men? alrighty.

[Nikuk]

@Janny

so this means I should dress in baggy clothing and look like a lesbian the next time I go just so I’ll feel comfortable around men? alrighty.

No, it means that if You are uncomfortable with Your own sexuality, please continue to attend the women’s only gym.

[Janny]

@Nikuk

No, it means that if You are uncomfortable with Your own sexuality, please continue to attend the women’s only gym.

I would if it was closer. :c (

[RedGoober4Life]

Janny lets break out our stretch pants with stirrups. All the womens will gawk at me.

[RedGoober4Life]

Oh and wear them with Keds.

[Nikuk]

@RedGoober4Life

Janny lets break out our stretch pants with stirrups. All the womens will gawk at me.

lol, i remember those well.

@Janny

I would if it was closer. :c (

there is a laziness joke dying to come out…

[Lucky_Cheater]

I guess it sucks to be a womena nd get stared at by men

I personally like getting stared at by women…not that it happens a lot.

Once in my life a girl pinched my ass at a party and it was by far one of the finest moments in my life.

Men and women are so f’en different.

-Cheater-

[Dr.Stevil]

@Lucky Cheater

I guess it sucks to be a womena nd get stared at by men

I personally like getting stared at by women…not that it happens a lot.

Once in my life a girl pinched my ass at a party and it was by far one of the finest moments in my life.

Men and women are so f’en different.

-Cheater-

hahahaha no shit :word:

well said

[rskrause]

@evolve

i wish i could put signs on stupid people. seriously when someone comes in to me and starts off saying “ok, im stupid, but…” i feel a whole lot better and am more relaxed knowing at least they can admit it. so many times i wish i could hand out signs because it would make life so much easier knowing right away if they are an idiot or not without even having to talk to them.

I think a person’s IQ should be tattooed on their forehead.