This thread is spot on. I just don’t get where people figured out how to shake hands.
UGH Danny fucking Wegmans as one of the worst handshakes of all time. I can’t stand it.
A pound goes a long way, hand shakes are pretty nasty.
Anyone ever shake Jim Kelly’s hand?
Did he break yours too?
I went to shake his hand and he took 3 steps back and faked an ankle injury.
I replied with “don’t worry this isnt the superbowl”
human contact is scary.
Pun Intended films has this covered.
i personally enjoy meeting a young girls father and giving him the limpest handshake i possibly can…
Mark kelso also has a death grip while shaking hands…I whinced.
yes, circa 2004 I made a movie about this exact topic
because you wilt with lust around older men?
When somebody gives me a FGGT handshake I usually throw in the middle finger tickle to show them how gay they really are.
exactly
I always try to deliver a manly handshake but sometimes the other guy will close his hand too soon without me getting the correct grip for a firm shake and then it’s so embarrassing I contemplate castrating myself.
Edit: Just read the same complaints on page 1!
this guy has a good hand shake ^^^.
DEAD FISH IS THE WORST.
Firm handshakes is where it’s at. Unless you’re super firm, and break my god damn little girl hand.
there was this guy that was a regular customer at my parents restaurant, his name was monty reifler, he owned reifler concrete in hamburg till he died about 10 years ago. dude was burly as fuck, worked concrete all his life, he had a handshake that fucking crushed your fingers, it was almost unbearable. i honestly think he didnt know how hard he was squezeing your shit bc he was just so huge and strong
and ya, dead fish hands are the worst
newman you have a marvelous handshake…
so does butchy.
I’m a fan of a very firm handshake but it should also come with eye contact as well. A guy I used to work with actually broke one of the metacarpels (sp.) in another guys hand because he shook very very hard and the other guy shook like a pussy…lol
hahaha that’s embarassing
and +1 for eye contact, I’ve gotten a lot of cook jobs with no application just with a firm handshake and confident eye contact
when I ran a small restaurant and had to hire some people, anyone with a weak handshake was humored then sent on their way